Chinglish from Email at Work
Subject: Missing Thongs in Lunch Room, Third Floor
“Lucy from the Lunch Box Café asked if someone has found a pair of thongs left on a platter of cheese and crackers yesterday. The platter was placed in the lunch room, third floor. If you have found them please bring them back to Lucy in the basement. Thank you.”
Hmmm…what kind of party was this and why wasn’t I invited?
…gawd, I sure hope they were clean, sitting there on the cheese platter and all.
cheese platter w/ thongs?